An open letter to anyone who gets frustrated with their smartphone and longs for the good ol' days of the flip phone:
QUIT YOUR BITCHING, YOU ARE WRONG.
As a woman going on DAY 7 of 14
without her iPhone (as you may have seen on a previous post, mine washed
out to sea last Saturday) and using a burner flip phone since Monday, I
can say WITH 100% CERTAINTY that flip phones are NOT and NEVER WERE
better than having a smartphone. Are they more durable? Yes. Are they
more compact and easy to carry? Totally. Does their lack of technological functionality force you to focus on
literally ANYTHING ELSE that isn't staring at your phone? Oh,
absolutely. I've even started reading again. And blogging! CAN I NOT
SEND A SIMPLE TEXT MESSAGE-today's preferred form of
communication-WITHOUT GETTING A THUMB CRAMP? NO. NO I CANNOT. Moreso, I didn't realize how heavily my independence weighed on
having access to my iPhone and the ability to carry on a conversation
via any variety of messaging apps at any given time. Have I memorized
ANYONE'S phone number? Nope, sure haven't, so making phone calls to
people is off the table. Being able to entertain myself with social
media/actual media/online window shopping/etc was such a HUGE part of
why even when i was doing things alone, I never actually felt "alone". Now I'm sure there's a whole conversation to be had about what that says
about today's generation of 21st century smartphone zombies, but now is
not the time.
My message here, friends, is love your smartphone. Protect it. Respect it. Do not take it for granted because, though you
may not realize it now, that tiny pocket computer is your best goddamn
friend and without it, you'd be both figuratively and literally lost. Seriously. Not having access to WAZE is a real nightmare right now....*1
more week...*